Country music for the brokenhearted; wait, no, that's every country artist.

About The Johnny


I live in a camper. I have a degree in Engineering. I have held cameras that were installed in the Hubble Space Telescope. I have met David Lee Murphy. I could listen to George Strait read a phonebook. I love my dog and blog about her all the time. I have bought, remodeled, lived in and sold a beautiful brick bungalow. I dream of one day owning a '76 Chevy 3/4 ton like my Dad's. I come from a big family. I grew up on a dairy. I am Catholic, and say my rosary. I believe in Jesus and the Virgin Mary. I have made more mistakes than I could ever recount, that hurt a lot of people. I am really lucky in big things, and terribly unlucky in the inconsequential ones. I get lost all the time. I am trying to make my own watch from scratch. I like to write. My little brother is my favorite person in the world. I am still best friends with a kid I met at a spelling bee in the 5th grade. I love to eat breakfast. I can drink coffee right up until bedtime. I gave up everything in my life to go play country music. I was a terrible disappointment to at least one person. I have a truck that qualifies as an antique. I will write a book one day.
The Johnny's Interests
• Trucks
• Airplanes
• Anything Dukes of Hazzard or Smokey and the Bandit
• Anything Eastwood
• Anything country music
• I want to live on a farm
• Anything Willie Nelson
• Anything George Strait
• I like japanese cartoons where no matter how young and inexperienced you are you get to fly a fighting robot
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